What if Tesco owned a Church?

Posted: July 28, 2009 in Church
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After the news that Tesco in Exmouth has brought land that a church is on, a few of us thought of what would happen if Tesco’s did in fact own a church…

  1. Special offers down the centre of the church.
  2. Cheap Tesco wine during communion.
  3. Buy one get one free services. Buy one Wedding Service, get a Child Baptism free?
  4. Everyone on the welcome team wear the same uniform.

Any more?

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Comments
  1. Anne says:

    Tanoy announcements before or after the service.

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